by Jason T. Kocher November 11th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »
Marital AIDS
n:
- a variation of the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome that effects only married couples who benefit at the expense of other individuals, penalized for magically believing that their love is better than that which falls outside of such bureaucratic ceremony or that love itself exists at all and is superior to unrelated actions and desires.
- A combination of concepts that [...]
by Jason T. Kocher August 15th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »
Trebekkian Grammar Cunt
n: a type of person brought to mind by what your mind might think Alex Trebek to be – although certainly he is likely…truly an alright guy – who rabidly corrects and assails with smug scorn those who do not make the most accurate tithing to the grammar gods. The term is often applied to men so as [...]
by Jason T. Kocher January 12th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »
Schweinsteiger
n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their new homes.
“Alas, my piggins are woefully unfucked. Please, with haste, fetch the nearest schweinsteiger!”
by Jason T. Kocher March 2nd, 2009 - Creative » Reference »
Stunt Cock
n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china.
“Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”
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