Upon the highway of my Netflix queue, hot new releases have come and gone, but the Burt Reynolds classic The Cannonball Run – the crown of a genre to which I am currently drawn – still sits there, mocking me with an expected availability of “A Very Long Wait“.

It stands to reason that there must yet be [...]

Late one night while watching an episode of the Colbert Report, it came time for the interview segment to which more often or not I tend to make a jerking off gesture towards the product being peddled, Colbert’s comic flair lubricating the way, but on this night rubbed myself imaginarily raw in protest of guest Bary Schwartz and [...]

“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty [...]

For kicks and giggles, I’ve recently started watching the SAW film series.

Um…it’s OK.

This much I know:

1. Cary Elwes is wasted as he should have at least once responded to the villain’s insane requests with a flippant “As you wish…”
2. Danny Glover is the worst cop…ever…even worse than other cops [...]