I am a happy monkey. I just got my copy of Korg DS-10 for the Nintendo DS. I’ve been playing with it for about a day. For those who don’t know, Korg DS-10 is, at it’s heart, an emulation of the Korg MS-10 synthesizer in the form [...]

I am kicking so much ass in Rune Factory. I’m already at, like, level 78 and I’m only in the Spring of my second year. I have the pass to Dannan Cave, so I can get Devil Blood and mine Platinum. I already have a Rune Shield, and I have such high forging skill that there is almost no [...]

This movie…is not as good as I think it is.

But my thoughts will not change on the matter. I was raised by my parents. When they weren’t looking, I was raised by Nick at Nite, on such shows as Gilligan’s Island, F Troop, The Addams Family and, most of all, Get Smart.

These were ridiculous, [...]

When did Dr. Samuel Beckett NOT have tits?

I am in one of those rare moods. It is a dumb, dumb rage that destroys one’s tolerance for the perception of every single molecule of one’s current existence. In this particular instance, it is caused by not having cone wrenches to fix a bike wheel. And the immediate object of my intolerance [...]