For various reasons that, for now, must remain secret, I have had cause to leave my apartment at night and stumble around town until I lose whatever thought I had just previously found and find myself, instead, terribly lost and in need of a sit-down at some time likely after midnight. This wouldn’t be a […]

Looking for a new way to spend a summer day? Well, strap your self in to your mp3 player and take an absent-minded stroll alone, listening to these three classics, imagining them sung by Perry Como, Buster Keaton or the like. Rebel Without A Pause (Whipped Cream Mix) The Life-Altering Herb Alpert/Public Enemy Mash-Up by […]

“…right?” Largely regarded as the greatest sociology textbook covering the impetus and default nature of human conversation and group formation wherein people gather in a room, close all the doors and windows and come to a positive consensus as to the olfactory quality of their collective fart…right? You’ve heard of that new textbook “…right?”

There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will be free… To sing & dance & love (dance and love) There will come a time when every evil That we know will be an evil… That we can rise above (rise above) Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford To buy […]