Marital AIDS

n:

1. a variation of the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome that effects only married couples who benefit at the expense of other individuals, penalized for magically believing that their love is better than that which falls outside of such bureaucratic ceremony or that love itself exists at all and is superior to unrelated actions and desires.
2. A combination of concepts that would make a great name for a punk band. Is it already?

“From on high, the great pink-moonbeam-information-laser-ghost reversed an early declaration that marriage was the shit, choosing instead to inflict those who formed such a bond with Marital AIDS. What a fickle fuck, but he/she put on a great show at Scarlett’s the other night.”