Overheard at the Cannibal Commune:

“Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”

I have a particular recurring dream.

I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, that we do not notice until [...]

Hakuna Matata

A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.”

“Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means you don’t have Herpes.“

Yes. I am aware that it has been well over a year since the television series LOST wrapped up.

But I have trouble letting things go, especially good things gone bad that could have been so damn good.

LOST was one of those rare what-the-fuck-is-happening, magical mystery shows that combined great writing, direction, and acting throughout its run. Building an abstract, [...]