Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

Last Second Thoughts on Who

by January 3rd, 2009 - Culture » Film and TV »

This…and another unfortunate thing to go unmentioned…I suffer because I went into work yesterday. Yes, it seems it was announced yesterday that it will be announced today what actor or actress is taking over the helm of Doctor Who as the 11th Doctor. All of this and a bit more on a holiday afterbirth special […]

Eboobullient

by January 2nd, 2009 - Creative » Reference »

Eboobullient adj: overflowing with high-spirited, enthusiastic breasts, bubbling up like a boiling liquid. “The young man I interviewed that day surely would have secured the position if it wasn’t for his eboobullient shoulder blades making the feat simply impossible.”

Tough Love #000 – Firestarter

by January 1st, 2009 - Creative » Comics » Tough Love »

Chardonnaise

by December 29th, 2008 - Creative » Reference »

Chardonnaise n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks. “At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “

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