The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.
by Jason T. Kocher June 20th, 2008 - Society »
Back when I was a stronger…more resolute weakling – about a year or so ago – I would ask muggers and molesters if they wanted fries with that. They would quite often take me up on the offer and ask me to chip in 39 cents to supersize my loss. This is simply to characterize […]
by Jason T. Kocher June 14th, 2008 - Culture » Film and TV »
When did Dr. Samuel Beckett NOT have tits? I am in one of those rare moods. It is a dumb, dumb rage that destroys one’s tolerance for the perception of every single molecule of one’s current existence. In this particular instance, it is caused by not having cone wrenches to fix a bike wheel. And […]
by Jason T. Kocher June 5th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »
Plaid White Laminate Lard Typecast in textbooks A silky circular creamy scar Turn the fire on Turn the fire on Turn the fire on Orange fuzzy partitions Dividing departments The precipice tipped off A tick to a tick Words take their form A memorial carved into Our Plaid White Laminate Lard
by Jason T. Kocher May 19th, 2008 - Culture » Sports »
Let’s quickly discuss the above photo. Yes, I have removed large chunks of my meats, once again. Less obvious, though much more problematic than this, I have also destroyed ligaments and bony bits in my right shoulder not unlike the lesser plastic parts in a Sega Genesis controller left to roll around disconcertingly as one […]
