by Jason T. Kocher February 5th, 2011 Culture » Film and TV » Creative » Writing »
Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals. What a much more entertaining […]
by Jason T. Kocher January 25th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
It’s not very long, isn’t thick and knows no motion, but it does weigh 27 lbs.
by Jason T. Kocher December 26th, 2010 Society » Creative » Writing »
Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary […]
by Jason T. Kocher December 25th, 2010 Creative » Artsy » Culture »
So I happened into the Shops at Columbus Circle the other day and just so happened upon a very welcome exhibition, Salvador Dali “The Vision of a Genius”, a scattering of surrealist sculptures and sketches that while not as dynamic as his paintings, still sufficiently stimulates the senses while shopping. Dali’s art, of course, orgasms […]
