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Pleasure Me an Axiom

by August 15th, 2009 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

There is no further evidence required to disprove the existence of a benevolent god beyond the fact that the human anus is not sufficiently self-lubricating.

In Dramatic Fashion

by July 4th, 2009 Creative » Poetry »

On the every day… …he created himself On the every other day… …he rested And as he was done was as he began Another great mystery Listening to his lesson it lessened See now! the parallels divided meeting they do not allow Couriered conflict patterning the same parents After the time forgotten that…that innocence his […]

The Political Conversation

by June 27th, 2009 Creative » Artsy » Politics »

Doesn’t look like anyone is using this flag much anymore. I’ve updated it to reflect our post-post-modern times…

Stressing the Importance

by June 26th, 2009 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I have only led such a stressed and anxious life thus far, in order to develop a sufficient number of gray and eccentric strands upon my head. The debatable remainder, I shall live completely relaxed and strikingly styled.

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