Creative

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself. So I got to thinking… What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom […]

Have you ever been looking at a photograph of several little dark brown puppies curled up on some hay in a barn for a long enough time that you begin considering that it’s possibly just a huge pile of horseshit…possibly from a horse that ate a litter of puppies?

“…right?” Largely regarded as the greatest sociology textbook covering the impetus and default nature of human conversation and group formation wherein people gather in a room, close all the doors and windows and come to a positive consensus as to the olfactory quality of their collective fart…right? You’ve heard of that new textbook “…right?”

Iconoclast Credit n: A federal tax credit for those for whom there are no other tax credits, those that smolder with terrible indignation of everyday existence, expectations and the very idea of shuffling tax credits like some morally perverse shell game. “If you stand in the dumb warmth of any dominant or sub-dominant culture, you […]