Science

While I have great passion for the subject, I would love to find out that all of mathematics is completely wrong and that we’d only been very lucky with all of the engineering projects we’ve accomplished over the course of our existence. Somewhere above us floats an invisible spaceship with benevolent aliens looking on, ready […]

And so, the epic saga of my meandering back pain is nearly at a close with treatment near complete. In reality, the epidural procedure was no where near as painful or complex as I had schizophrenically imagined. The actual office visit, from entrance to exit, only took about 15 minutes. And the procedure was very […]

We, all of us, seek nothing from our lives but World Peace, I know. But where all others have failed, we might yet succeed if we follow my very simple plan. Pulling all of Earth’s assets to one single objective, we need only construct a sufficient enough rocketship in which I will be placed and […]

As I tremble in stupid anticipation of my impending epidural, my mind turns to the last time my imagination was traumatized by an impending medical procedure. When I was around 7 years old, my father and I stopped one night to grab some tacos at Taco Bell. A week or so later, there was a […]