Fortunately hidden from your view are the fake flabby breasts that I was wearing that day, but surely have never actually had in any way as any part of my physique. Just so ya know, nah!

Now…without the moustache…I am gorgeous.

With it…I am not.

However, I may be some other thing equally as important or more so with the hair…there.

As is often the case, it is best to quote the The Tick…from the episode That Moustache Feeling:

Rugged. Self-assured. Adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a moustache. Yeees, it says to the world, “I’m a man of action!” Ah, but action tempered with maturity, like a fireman or somebody’s dad.

So what will it be, ladies…gents!?

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