by Jason Thomas Kocher February 13th, 2010 - Culture »
Your fucking cookies are incredible.
This is far beyond the stupid guilt-ridden charity bullshit of a co-worker trapping you in some queer “no obligation” emotional obligation to buy some pretzel twists or soggy hoagies for some distantly related relative’s basketball team or some other sole spark of a child’d life that happens to be underfunded.
I don’t care what the fuck [...]
by Jason Thomas Kocher November 28th, 2009 - Polls » Crazy Pants » Politics » Science »
Loading …
We here at The Sporadical do not really care to study this particular statistic. It is but our great benevolence that causes us to raise this question so that it may stir in you an inspection into whether or not you are properly stirring.
Understandably, when you were younger you may have been 135lbs and convinced that that surely [...]
by Jason Thomas Kocher September 2nd, 2009 - Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Should any action of mine seem brave or adventurous, trust that it is only taken out of a desperate, desperate boredom of the alternative.
by Jason Thomas Kocher August 15th, 2009 - Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »
There is no further evidence required to disprove the existence of god beyond the fact that the human anus is not sufficiently self-lubricating.
