by Jason T. Kocher October 1st, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
I can walk with the animals. I can talk with the animals. I can gestate their young!
by Jason T. Kocher September 15th, 2011 - Science » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Overheard at the Cannibal Commune:
“Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”
by Jason T. Kocher September 13th, 2011 - Creative » Reference »
A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.”
“Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means you don’t have Herpes.“
by Jason T. Kocher June 21st, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
True love is a staring contest to the death on the back of a giant sea turtle playing an uneventful game of musical chairs with forever two chairs to Townes Van Zandt’s Waiting Around to Die until someone does.
Luckily, True Love is only a fairy tale…
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