Schweinsteiger

n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their new homes.

“Alas, my piggins are woefully unfucked. Please, with haste, fetch the nearest schweinsteiger!”