by Jason T. Kocher September 25th, 2010 - Polls » Crazy Pants »
I go to the gym to try and break machines and to be sweaty and naked in all the right places.
I do not have a trainer. I’m not training for anything other than to have the shape of a dolphin and the musk of a wolverine.
However, I was struck the other day what a queer Triathlon I was involved in: [...]
by Jason T. Kocher March 18th, 2010 - Creative » Writing »
JTK’s Dream Diary – March 16, 2010
Bright white beams of light shine off similarly colored walls, contrasting with the grey green rubber mud of the floor and the machines as last call is called in this letdown fitness center of my dreams.
I scurry, as seems [...]
by Jason T. Kocher January 12th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »
Schweinsteiger
n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their new homes.
“Alas, my piggins are woefully unfucked. Please, with haste, fetch the nearest schweinsteiger!”
by Jason T. Kocher December 30th, 2009 - Culture »
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