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Gym to Gym High School Vault Heist Pink Hair Marijuana Treasure Through 70s Cops and Beatles

by March 18th, 2010 - Creative » Writing »

JTK’s Dream Diary – March 16, 2010 Bright white beams of light shine off similarly colored walls, contrasting with the grey green rubber mud of the floor and the machines as last call is called in this letdown fitness center of my dreams. I scurry, as seems normal procedure, through a small square tunnel lined […]

Schweinsteiger

by January 12th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »

Schweinsteiger n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their […]

Teorema 2016: Oh Baby

by December 30th, 2009 - Culture »

Teorema 2016: Fear Some

by December 29th, 2009 - Politics »

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