Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary […]

Ba Humbug!? Perhaps. Yes, I am indeed and certainly going on a Doctor Who hunger strike protesting the replacement of David Tennant with one Matt Smith. Surely…days away from already filmed and edited swan song of The End of Time…there is still time for my mighty one-man protest to have its desired effect. And…no…that’s not […]

Ratchet’s Dream Diary — February 27, 2007 Upon arriving at my parents’ home for Christmas, I walk into the sun porch to find my mother decorating for the holidays. She is hanging a green garland around the windows; she looks back over her shoulder to say hello. There is a bench to my left, where […]