NSFW: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Perhaps not the above video – though probably – but certainly the below links. Tread carefully dear visitor…

I have thought dirtier thoughts and imagined things far more offensive, but none have ever made it to mainstream air.

That is to say that [...]

It would not be accurate to describe myself as a die-hard, long-storied, massively multiplayer online (MMO) video game player, but I have certainly logged a few hours in the past – intensely – and may well be on my way to deserving such a description as I’ve recently taken a [...]

That might just be the thing, right? Come one and all! Gather round and stare in amazement as a swaddled babe stumbles its first dumb steps from the blinding light of the internets…slowly stretching out a tiny little finger…POKE!

That is quite a cute image, actually…and you’re likely to be filled with a great warmth as fuzzy, [...]