For kicks and giggles, I’ve recently started watching the SAW film series.

Um…it’s OK.

This much I know:

1. Cary Elwes is wasted as he should have at least once responded to the villain’s insane requests with a flippant “As you wish…”
2. Danny Glover is the worst cop…ever…even worse than other cops [...]

That might just be the thing, right? Come one and all! Gather round and stare in amazement as a swaddled babe stumbles its first dumb steps from the blinding light of the internets…slowly stretching out a tiny little finger…POKE!

That is quite a cute image, actually…and you’re likely to be filled with a great warmth as fuzzy, [...]