I have just begun a new workout, while listening to faux old-style androgynous side-splaying music, I take a 10-pound weight in each hand and alternate pushing the weight straight out in front of me turning it counter-clockwise and pulling it back in close to my chest. I’m sure this has been packaged and completed countless […]

Michael Vick did some terrible things, but he did serve his time…and I am a teetering/tottering Philadelphia Eagles fan…and his athletic uniqueness is a joy to watch. And everything looks bright for Vick…but I’ve seen the future and it’s not pretty. Yes, he will win MVP. And yes he will continue his MVP performance securing […]

I’ve begun wondering if one of the main reasons we have so many military operations throughout the world is simply to fill the otherwise bottomless chatter voids during Holiday sportscasts and special events with good cheer and well wishes from and to the troops. TV EXECUTIVE: “What do you mean we’re not at war anywhere, […]

Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary […]