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Gym to Gym High School Vault Heist Pink Hair Marijuana Treasure Through 70s Cops and Beatles

by Jason T. Kocher March 18th, 2010 - Creative » Writing »

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JTK’s Dream Diary – March 16, 2010

Bright white beams of light shine off similarly colored walls, contrasting with the grey green rubber mud of the floor and the machines as last call is called in this letdown fitness center of my dreams.

I scurry, as seems [...]

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Chardonnaise

by Jason T. Kocher December 29th, 2008 - Creative » Reference »

Chardonnaise

n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks.

“At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “

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POLL: Who Tucks You in at Night?

by Jason T. Kocher July 13th, 2008 - Polls » Political »

Who helps you sleep more soundly at night?

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The Lost Safari: Part 1

by Jason T. Kocher January 17th, 2008 - Science »

The tale once began like this:

I am alone in the middle of the Savage Land…a hidden pocket of untamed life…with only semi-mystical leather pants long ago lost —now found — and a large bowie knife for protection and sport. This is not a hunting expedition. I will not attack, but I will taunt any lion, leopard, [...]

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