Most elections, I’ll just find libertarian candidates who appear principally legit and put a check next to their names and leave the rest of the ballot blank. I’ll be doing the same this Tuesday except for Governor of New York. From what I’ve seen, Warren Redlich is a fine Libertarian candidate, but Kristin Davis, the […]

I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.” It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically… …coming […]

Tuesday, January 27th, just a shade safely into the labyrinthine West Village of New York City, stand up comedians of considerable stature rather spontaneously combusted on stage, scalding the soft sensibilities of the small squishy minds stuffed into an impossibly smaller space. Oh…perhaps its wasn’t as elaborate as all that…but it was only $10…as Marc […]