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brilliant

by October 30th, 2009 - Creative » Writing »

Should my body ever expire, I desire a quite public viewing of my nude remains as a reminder to all in attendance what frail meat we are, but for my right foot which will be revealed to have been constructed of the most exquisite diamond. And even I, in my new robot body will be […]

Cutting Teeth

by August 25th, 2009 - Creative » Poetry »

A perfect death for its almost nature An effort towards a injested jelly Further a tearing white flash and die just more A dripping grin toweling off Spitting out a barbwire breath to begin again

Muffin: The 4D Experience

by July 14th, 2009 - Culture » Film and TV »

I recently visited relatives in the lovely little state of Maryland. While there, we conducted a reconnaissance mission at the National Aquarium in Baltimore, studying the tactics of the indisputably evil and nigh unstoppable menace that we call Jellyfish. Turns out…the gelatinous critters just float around in glass cylinders. Perhaps my fears were overblown. Surely, […]

Teorema 2016: Ciao Mondo!

by June 17th, 2009 - Creative » Artsy » Politics »

I am not quite sure what I am campaigning for… …but I certainly appear to be…

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