Smarmy Prigs…

You can tell I don’t work in marketing, right?

And that designation, while fairly damn comical to me, doesn’t fairly reflect authors Nick Gillespie and Matt Welch and their newly released book, The Declaration of Independents: How Libertarian Politics Can Fix What’s Wrong With America. The prologue “Pursuing Happiness, Not Politics” puts forth the [...]

Who are you voting for in the 2008 United States Presidential Election?

• Ralph Nader, Independent
• Bob Barr, Libertarian Party
• Pier Paolo Pasolini, Dead
• Róger Calero, Socialist Workers Party
• José Offerman, Retired Baseball Player
• Arch Stanton, Fictional
• Charles Theodore “Chili” Davis, Retired Baseball Player

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My scientists have formulated that putting these polls into posts under their own category will not only pad my stats and make slightly mightier the girth of this fine site, but will also – shockingly! – organize the damn things so that they may be better perused in their later years.

First up…the 2008 US Presidential Election.

I have [...]