Yes. I am aware that you might not be interested in a presidential debate, right now… I know President Obama DID recently use his Super Friends’ powers to commune with all of nature, pinpointing the exact location of Osama Bin Laden and then transformed into pure energy with which he infiltrated Bin Laden’s compound and […]

DISCLAIMER: I appologize in advance for the sheistier conservative ads that will be littered on my website thanks to Google AdSense’s interpretation of this post. See here for more details… In my early years, I tried to reason what should and shouldn’t be…and couldn’t come up with much. So I’ve always thought the role of […]

National Offense n: a foreign policy supported by used car salesmen, talk show hosts, and professional politicians that entails sticking the national dick in as many other peoples’ pudding as possible, spreading your assets so thin until even your very best offense is no defense at all. “All during recess, big bad Billy was throwing […]

I don’t fully understand this picture, either, and I’m the one who cobbled it together. As someone with a libertarian philosophy of government, I’m often found raining on other people’s publicly-funded parades: sports arenas, the arts, environmental programs, saving that old lady down the street from herself and all those cats, parades (literally). You’re welcome. […]